Imagine… you are running through the woods to find a Vampire who only wanted to play tag with you in the moonlight… then you furry tracker pauses by a lake and you see a Vampire Viking God pop out of the water.
What sort of thoughts run through your head? What thoughts do you think ran through Sookie’s head?
We knew what she was told to say, but.. was it really what she was thinking?
Boy am I ready to shuck off my cloths and join that Adonis
Sookie thinks: hmmm if only the water wasn’t so deap, that way when he stood up, the water wouldn’t cover his….
Eric: “Sookie, save me, there’s a snake between my legs. And trust me, its A GRACIOUS PLENTY!”
OH…
that GRACIOUS PLENTY is no snake… it’s an ANACONDA 
) A really big one…
I wish Alcide would go away… Yikes, Yum, Yahoo!
Well actually if you listen to what Sookie is saying she does reveal what she is thinking about. Get out of there you crazy Viking. There’s big gators in there. Before they chomp off your you know what. Despite the fact that Sookie can not say penis or gracious plenty, Sookie is thinking about Eric’s package. She’s been thinking about it since Season Two! Hell who wouldn’t?
Yes, Anna’s face is perfect in that scene. She can’t quite believe her eyes!
I’d be speechless so I wouldn’t need a caption LOL.
He really is a vampire viking God and I think I want to join him in there.
Or maybe that’s what I’d be thinking, HA!
“Eric Northman,you come out of that lake right this minute!!!!
there’s nasty things in there and they might bite off your
Family Jewels, and I wouldn’t like that!!!!”
“Sookie, come play with me!”
“Eric, I can’t come into the lake I don’t know how to swim!”
“Sookie, come in to the lake and I’ll teach you how to swim”
“What is he doing here,you stay away from her you DOG”
“you were telling the Truth he isn’t himself”
“Sookie, I don’t feel so good”
“Now do you see what I have to do-I have to come get you”
“Sookie, help me”
Sookie- “‘OMG, I wish Alcide disappears right now.”
ok thanks alcide i have it from here, sookie starts undressing and runs into the water where eric grabs her and they start having sex rightthere in the water
sookie look like she wanted to get out her clothes and join him and his gracious plenty .. she has been wanted to jump that gracious plenty since season 2 and i don`t blame her
Sookie: Don’t come out of there I’m coming in to keep the gators away from your “you know what” so I’ll get closer to it, my crazy Viking!
Eric will be best if you came out the lake now, so I can dry all of your body with my tongue, and don’t worry about the gracious plenty it will be safe in my hands or somewhere else !