In my first post in the 2012 Fang-A-Thon, I thought what would make a better post to start this off with than a post about what I wish for in Dead Ever After? It goes without saying, I want Eric and Sookie to end up together in the end…but what about those who I want to see dead?
You know someone is going to die in the last and final book…but who, how, and why are the most important questions.
These are my picks and the reasons why they should die or the reasons why I want them to die. I’ve also kindly included how I want them to die. (As you can imagine…this post has been very therapeutic for me. LOL)
In no particular order…
1. Freyda – Queen of Oklahoma
It goes without saying…this bitch needs to die! We only met her once and I already want her dead. Somehow I think Sookie feels the same way about her too. The nerve of this Queen – trying to steal Sookie’s man! Who does she think she is? I don’t care why she wants Eric. He belongs to Sookie and nobody else! I don’t care about the marriage arrangement Appius made. He’s now dead, so what does he have to gain from all of this? All I see…is some woman coming after Eric because she’s too weak to stand up for herself. Eric likes stronger women like Sookie. I see Sookie feeling the same way as me. Never mind the fact, she showed up on Sookie’s doorstep, uninvited and under ulterior motives. Sookie must really scare her, if she wants to know everything about who Eric loves. I smell victory from here!
How she will die: In a move to fight for Eric, after a lot of angst and heartbreak, Sookie will drive a wooden stake right through her greedy, man-stealing heart! Freyda will finally realize that all she’s heard about Sookie is true. Unfortunately for Freyda (but not for us), it will be a little bit too late.
2. Felipe De Castro – King of Nevada
Freyda can’t be blamed for everything…oh no. Thanks to Felipe’s own greed, he wants the kingdom of Oklahoma. Who cares if he owes Sookie a favor? He still hasn’t paid her back, has he? My hate for him also started when Eric tried to reach out to him, to inform him about what Victor was up to in the state of Louisiana…but did he care? No, he ignored Eric. No wonder Eric and Sookie had to take matters into their own hands. In DL, Eric had to ‘place nice’ and act the perfect host for Felipe and the people he brought along with him. These same people had no respect for Eric’s belongings and ended up trashing the house. Sure, sure…Felipe got his hands dirty when they tried to repair the house, and that’s impressive for someone with his status, but the damage was done. Eric’s table is still ruined. How much wealth does he really need? Doesn’t he own Vegas? I’m sure he makes a killing off all the gamblers who lose all of their money on his gaming tables. Felipe deserves a long and painful death, for taking over Louisiana and the rest of the country, and allowing his greedy nature to overrule honor.
How Felipe will kick the bucket: I’m hoping somehow Eric is strong enough to kill Felipe himself. I hope Eric ties him up with silver chains and leaves him out in the sun to burn.
3. Bill Compton
I’m sure many of you will agree with me…it’s time for Bill to go. Charlaine wanted to kill him off in book 9, but changed her mind. Since then, he’s been trying to redeem himself in Sookie’s eyes, but it’s too late for them. She’s already moved on. His stalkerish tendencies give many of us the creeps. I don’t really need to get into details about why he needs to die. I’m sure all of you will agree with me. If he really does die in the book, it will probably be heroically (PUKE. GAG.), because you know his ten fans will protest otherwise. (rollseyes) Needless to say, if I had a neighbor like Bill, who creeped by my house late at night spying on me, etc…I would call the police. But since he’s a vampire and the police are no match for him, I’ll take his absence any way I can get it. Besides, how many times does Sookie have to tell him ‘no’? GIVE IT UP ALREADY AND GTFO.
How I hope Bill will meet his maker (in hell): Please God, is it too much to ask for him to die because it’s apparent that he’s even worse than we already know in the books? How about something as sinister as on the show? I don’t really care who, how, or why Bill dies…just as long as he’s gone, gone, gone. Amen.
4. Alcide Herveaux
Yes, even Alcide made my list. I’m sick and tired of him using Sookie and dragging her into wolfpack business. It proves how much of a leader he is. His pack would be better off without him. In a way, he’s been the one who has created most of Sookie’s problems. I’m sick of him. I’m sick of how he keeps thinking he has a connection with Sookie, even though he really doesn’t. He listens to really stupid advice and thinks Sookie will drop everything when he howls. GIVE IT UP ALREADY. She’s just not into you, Alcide!
How this wolf won’t find himself howling at the moon anymore: I hope someone – anyone challenges him for pack leader and he loses. Even better if it’s a woman…since he’s so great at choosing them. (rollseyes) But, knowing Alcide – he’ll find himself another ‘Debbie’ – who won’t put up with his shit. This time, he won’t be so lucky. Instead of the woman going after Sookie (like so many have done in the past)…she’ll head right for his balls and will neuter him, once and for all in front of his pack to boot!
I guess I could only come up with four characters…which is somewhat amazing! LOL But these are my picks…feel free to agree, disagree or come up with some more to be added to this list!
In case anyone thinks I’m really serious about this…I’ve written this post very tongue-in-cheek and this was for amusement and speculation purposes only.
…and get a life, if you’re somehow offended by it.
Hope you found this post enjoyable. Did it raise your speculations? Don’t be afraid to sound off below!