I have been around the True Blood fandom for a while now and I have to say that (1) it has the craziest fan base I have ever seen and (2) I have seen and heard a lot from fans that have sent me on many a tirade. In honor of that, I thought I would touch on a topic that has set me on a path of being put in a certain class of fans, namely the Rabids or Crabids depending on where you read on the World Wide Web. Now, I know that what I am about to discuss is once again going to label me a hater and being raked over the coals in some small corner of the internet. All I can say to this is what else is new and hey it’s just my fangpinion. I am also quite okay with that. I am a proud Rabid. All seriousness aside now, let’s get to the fun of it.
Once upon a time in a web world not far away was the True Blood Facebook discussion board and boy was it fun. There once was a thread entitled and I shit you not “Bill-er the Kill-er’ that was supposed to be a mocking thread to make fun of us Rabids and our opinions. See, we Rabids were convinced that Bill set up the whole Rat-tray beating so he could get closer to Sookie and get his blood in her. We were raked over the coals for that thought and many others so hence the above mentioned thread was born. This thread listed jokes that mentioned a number of things that Bill was responsible for, all jokes of course because we were being mocked for our beliefs. I found it highly entertaining and I actually miss reading it. A lot of the posts were out there but so damn funny because they made him responsible for everything going on in Bon Temps and elsewhere. Hell, they did a better job than we did. LOL!
So my topic today is what else can we blame on Bill-er the Kill-er? My favorite one is that Bill killed Sookie’s parents and this is where I am going to once again be labeled as a hater. I really want this to happen on True Blood because it would make for a great story. Every show I watch there is always a supposed good guy and the supposed bad guy. Sure the good guy goes bad for a while and the bad boy goes good but then the roles get reversed again and it is so overdone. My proposal is that Bill has been the bad guy all along (we have seen signs of it) and Eric is the good guy (we have seen this too). It would turn out that everyone was fooled by Mr.Compton and it would make a fitting controversy and water cooler chat at work for years to come. I can see it now, “Do you remember when it turned out that Bill was the cause of it all? Wow, I did not see that coming at all. I can’t believe what the writers pulled off there, they really did shock me this time”. EPIC!
So do you want to play along? This post is meant to be fun and to entertain all of us myself so please let’s not get negative and make comments that are along the line of “Ball will never have the writers do that, he loves Bill to much” or “Bill will never be made to be the bad guy” just have fun with it. How would you like Bill to go down? Can you all come up with a 100 ways to kill Bill?
Remember, have fun with it and make it good for I really did miss the thread, even thought it was chock full of sarcasm! LOL
*special thanks to Tammydevil666 (another regular poster here) for the first graphic in this post*